My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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