Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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