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i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Fuck appropriateness.
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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