ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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