the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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