Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my shit smells like andre
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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