hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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