Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need to calm my uterus...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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