That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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