I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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