did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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