The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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