Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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