ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I look better un-naked...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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