...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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