my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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