I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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