Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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