no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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