i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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