so that wasnt chicken after all
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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