so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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