do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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