Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I will be naked everywhere
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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