So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
