i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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