You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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