Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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