I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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