i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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