You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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