he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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