I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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