i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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