so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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