I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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