that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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