we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So apparently I’m into choking now
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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