I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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