let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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