maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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