I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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