ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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