i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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