And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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