Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
