butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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