the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish i was in the wii world.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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