How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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