I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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