Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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