Just took my morning after pill in the library
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he fucked my hip out of place.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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