but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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