Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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